Who are you?
Steven Askew. British. Although these days I’m 90% Kevin. Moron.
What do you do?
I eat. I work. I sleep. I repeat.
Why Kevin?
I need some way of getting out all those niggling thoughts that hang in your brain and make the back of your tongue itch until you find yourself having to put your hands over your mouth so you don’t shout the word cactus as loud as you can while you’re walking through a supermarket.
Goal?
A Kevin doll. In various sizes.